Let’s get down to business.
To outbid the huns!
Here I have some figures
and some facts and sums!
It’s the saddest lot you’ve ever bought
but if you bet on this one too
make you a buck
We must be swift as the stock exchanges
With all the force of a great tycoon
With all the strength of a thriving market
Mysterious as the Romney’s revenues!
I’m never gonna get this back
Say good bye to my salary
Boy was I fool in school for cutting STATS
This guy’s got them scared to death
Hope he doesn’t see my assets
Now I really wish I knew how to add!
I can’t even pretend like I can listen to this without laughing.
OH MY GOD I CHOKED
whAT IS THIS IM CRYAING
This is the theme song to my life.
A for effort
i know i just reblogged this, but i had to again….IT GENIUS
OMFG NOT AGAIN MY EVERYTHING HURTS
hi this is me reincarnated into song form
THE SONG OF MY PEOPLE.
It’s one thing to do this to books that are destroyed, it is another thing to do it to books that LOOK BRAND FUCKING NEW OH MY GOD WHY.
THE HORROR. Why would anyone do that?
is this what circumcision without anesthesia feels like
oh god now it’s on tumblr
this is illegal, right?
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING. THIS IS NOT OKAY.
It’s better than having them thrown away.
That’s series of unfortunate events, there’s NOTHING vintage about that shit wtf GET OUT OF HERE.
uh what it’s better than having them thrown away: NO IT ISN’T GIVE IT TO SOMEONE WHO CANNOT AFFORD BOOKS AND LIKES READING. DON’T RUIN THE BOOK!
A SERIES OF UNFORTUNATE EVENTS. YOU JUST MURDERED A SERIES OF UNFORTUNATE EVENTS. OK LAUREN CONRAD, JUST BECAUSE BOOKS ARE A LITTLE TOO COMPLICATED FOR YOU, DOESN’T MEAN YOU CAN GO AROUND MURDERING THEM
what the fuck.
Or you could just stick the books in the bookshelf and totes stop trying to fool people into thinking that you like reading.
Holy crap I was staring in horror at the bottom left gif for 3 minutes, NOOOOOOO, WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO BOOKS, BOOKS ARE MEANT TO BE READ AND TAKEN CARE OF!
excuse me but what the actual fuck are you doing?
OH MY GODA AS;LKDFJA
I had to rip apart a book for a project for intro to drawing and I lost pieces of my soul I will never get back.
THEY’RE ALSO OUT OF ORDER HAS SHE HAS 6 TWICE OH MY GOD CAN THIS GIFSET /GET/ ANY MORE DAMAGING TO MY SOUL?????
This is a great way to display prissy, stupid, bleach-blondes: CUT OUT YOUR SPINE, GLUE IT TO A BOX, AND LET PEOPLE STARE AT YOUR DEFORMED BODY PARTS SO METICULOUSLY PLACED ON A SHELF. Because that’s your purpose isn’t it? Not like the book, no. It’s not like IT has a purpose. It’s just there to LOOK PRETTY. AND EVEN THEN, YOU DESTROY IT. DAMN YOU. DISHONOR. DISHONOR ON YOUR WHOLE FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YOUR COW. DISHONOR.